2. You let your alarm snooze for over an hour. Sometimes two.
3. You have learned the meaning of the term "straight as a circle".
4. You have given up on life so many times. If you didn't have to start all over again, you'd be 200 by now.
5. You are an expert at carving wood. You specialize in curses. Nope, no love messages.
6. Vending machines are your love and loathing. Sometimes you'd be hugging them. Other times you'd be kicking the crap out of them when they've eaten your money
7. DO NOT STEP ON THE FUCKING GRASS.
8. Fake accents are the norm.
9. People you've grown up with pretend they don't know you anymore.
10. During their freshman year you see girls looking good - makeup & all. By the end of their senior year, they look like goat –
11. Guys' pants gradually fall down to their knees.
12. Don't get me started with the "cracks" again.
13. And don't even mention the parking lots. They're gonna make us pay for them.
14. Skinny people go in, bloated
people come out.15. I didn't even know girls can go bald!!
16. You swim
from one end of university to the other.17. You're in class & suddenly everything becomes pitch black. That's you sleeping.
18. You get good jobs when you graduate because people know in AUS you get worked like a mule!
19. You learn from your mistakes... then make the same ones all over again.
20. Star Bucks is there to teach you that the people working there are the nicest you'll ever meet. So don't get your hopes up too high; you're gona have to make your own coffee out there.
21. Coffee is no longer a luxury, but a necessity.
22. CURSE THOSE WOODEN SEATS. CURSE THEM!!
23. You're PMSing everyday.
24. Your degree had better be worthy & get you a good decent salary, because you're gonna need good money for therapy.
25. Your GPA is an indication of your IQ level; it decreases exponentially.
26. Time is never on your side. Nor are your parents. Or anything or anyone for that matter. You're all alone.
27. People are so nerdy, they read datasheets during their summer break.
28. You no longer have time to watch TV, you download EVERYTHING.
29. You are convinced your professors are all going to burn in hell.
30. You have so much work to do, that you just bum out & do absolutely nothing.
8 comments:
hahahahahaaa... eeh walla!
very true =P
some funny ones.. good job sis!
ooooooooomg!!! i laughed my head off!!!! hahahaha they apply to us as well! lol nice one ;)
You're so funny, fatima - the lists are amazing!
balushi... i uploaded them onto photobucket.com then just copied the tag address and pasted it wherever i wanted the pic... go ahead try it!!
lool.. that was hilarious. khalas, im going to transfer to AUS! :p
this is so funny :D
LooL thats so true ? Are you an engineering student btw ? Cuz only there you mass nervous breakdowns << Im talking about a group of ppl just cracking !
yes i'm guilty of being an engineering student
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