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With the end of this blog starts a new phase in my life - the Atomic Wedgie phase.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Jane of the Jungle

Wow! This is a nice long break, and it came to us right when we needed it the most. It's a time for us to relax before the big finale - the end of the semester (the last one for some.)

As much as I'd like to spend the holidays with family and hanging out with friends, I'd rather bail this time and spend some more me time. I think I'm gona go get reaquainted with nature and my self.

Nowadays, with our hectic schedules and preplanned lives, we barely have any time to spend indulging our senses with nature. Our idea of appreciating it is drinking some tropical mocktail or going to the spa and getting a pedicure to finally be able to see those toes you've been cramming in those shoes all this time. The closest we've ever been to getting in touch with nature is sleeping topless!

The last time I really tried to catch up with nature, there were flies all over my food. Afterall, nature is not just the greenery and the colors we see on those really cool photoshop-manipulated desktops. It's a full package - mosquito bites and sand in ears included!

You know what? Never mind nature. I think it's over-rated. I'd rather spend my holidays stuffing my face in fancy restaurants eating exotic foods like sushi, appreciating the nice painting of a flower on the wall, and admiring that artificial waterfall.

How better to appreciate nature than by feeling those fish eggs popping between your teeth.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Idiot's Guide to Soldering



For starters: DO NOT SOLDER YOUR FINGER!!

Can soemone pleas readd me my rigts?? Is there anything there that sayss I caan sue AUS??

You see, I have suffered a great deal because of this. I am forever handycapped, and cannot use my index finger on the left hand to skratch my head or pick mmy nose or anything. I'm sure you noticed I am unabl to type correctly!! Pleas bearr wit me I m about to make alott of money out o tis.

Dammit, I can't tipe!!