Apocalypto

Behoooooooooold my minions. After four years of taming, I set them free to roam this Earth as their fore-fathers have done. They have been through the toughest of trainings, and have been worked like mules. Some might need therapy.

Take them in... Pay them well... They come in peace...

Merry Graduation

Finally, it's over!! The day I've been waiting for since forever, has finally come and gone. I am officially a graduate of AUS!

WOOHOO *partypartyparty*

Noor, babe, sorry we had to leave you behind, but I'm sure you'll have a fun semester. Kick ass, girl!! Ow, and, I do not want to see your face again. You remind me of homework and exams, like it's written all over your face. Ow, and don't forget to get the you-know-what from Qatar. LOL!!

Maryoom, congrats, we made it. Party hard for the rest of your life. I know you're already doing that!! You I don't mind seeing occasionally, coz you remind me to be lazy and I like that. Stay cool!

The good news is, our commencement is taking place in 3 weeks.

The bad news is, well, now that I'm a graduate, I won't have much to say about good ol' AUS. So, this is probably the end of this blog. However, it could also mean a new beginning. Perhaps a new blog. I'm not sure.

Until then... I wish you all a Happy Everything, and a Merry Graduation (like Maryoom always says.)

AUS, I love you... but we need to take a timeout.

Jane of the Jungle

Wow! This is a nice long break, and it came to us right when we needed it the most. It's a time for us to relax before the big finale - the end of the semester (the last one for some.)

As much as I'd like to spend the holidays with family and hanging out with friends, I'd rather bail this time and spend some more me time. I think I'm gona go get reaquainted with nature and my self.

Nowadays, with our hectic schedules and preplanned lives, we barely have any time to spend indulging our senses with nature. Our idea of appreciating it is drinking some tropical mocktail or going to the spa and getting a pedicure to finally be able to see those toes you've been cramming in those shoes all this time. The closest we've ever been to getting in touch with nature is sleeping topless!

The last time I really tried to catch up with nature, there were flies all over my food. Afterall, nature is not just the greenery and the colors we see on those really cool photoshop-manipulated desktops. It's a full package - mosquito bites and sand in ears included!

You know what? Never mind nature. I think it's over-rated. I'd rather spend my holidays stuffing my face in fancy restaurants eating exotic foods like sushi, appreciating the nice painting of a flower on the wall, and admiring that artificial waterfall.

How better to appreciate nature than by feeling those fish eggs popping between your teeth.

Idiot's Guide to Soldering

For starters: DO NOT SOLDER YOUR FINGER!!

Can soemone pleas readd me my rigts?? Is there anything there that sayss I caan sue AUS??

You see, I have suffered a great deal because of this. I am forever handycapped, and cannot use my index finger on the left hand to skratch my head or pick mmy nose or anything. I'm sure you noticed I am unabl to type correctly!! Pleas bearr wit me I m about to make alott of money out o tis.

Dammit, I can't tipe!!

The H Word

First it was only one case. But now I've been hearing it from everyone!

Prof. M treats girls special.

Prof. M likes girls.

If you're a girl, you get good grades with Prof. M.

Apparently, Prof. M has been really friendly with girls. Recently, I discovered that he had harrased every girl who'd taken classes with him.

Every girl except.... ME!!

I feel so insulted!!

Greetings!!

Peoples of AUS,

Welcome back!! Hope y'all have a good semester.

Please feel free to scribble some comment on my wall.

Go ahead, vandalize!!

Only In AUS

1. You eat, drink, sleep & study in your car.

2. You let your alarm snooze for over an hour. Sometimes two.

3. You have learned the meaning of the term "straight as a circle". Hehe... only certain people are gonna get this one.

4. You have given up on life so many times. If you didn't have to start all over again, you'd be 200 by now.

5. You are an expert at carving wood. You specialize in curses. Nope, no love messages.

6. Vending machines are your love and loathing. Sometimes you'd be hugging them. Other times you'd be kicking the crap out of them when they've eaten your money or when you're broke.

7. DO NOT STEP ON THE FUCKING GRASS.

8. Fake accents are the norm.

9. People you've grown up with pretend they don't know you anymore.

10. During their freshman year you see girls looking good - makeup & all. By the end of their senior year, they look like goat – 3anz.

11. Guys' pants gradually fall down to their knees.

12. Don't get me started with the "cracks" again.

13. And don't even mention the parking lots. They're gonna make us pay for them.

14. Skinny people go in, bloated people come out.

15. I didn't even know girls can go bald!!

16. You swim from one end of university to the other.

17. You're in class & suddenly everything becomes pitch black. That's you sleeping.

18. You get good jobs when you graduate because people know in AUS you get worked like a mule!

19. You learn from your mistakes... then make the same ones all over again.

20. Star Bucks is there to teach you that the people working there are the nicest you'll ever meet. So don't get your hopes up too high; you're gona have to make your own coffee out there.

21. Coffee is no longer a luxury, but a necessity.

22. CURSE THOSE WOODEN SEATS. CURSE THEM!!

23. You're PMSing everyday.

24. Your degree had better be worthy & get you a good decent salary, because you're gonna need good money for therapy.

25. Your GPA is an indication of your IQ level; it decreases exponentially.

26. Time is never on your side. Nor are your parents. Or anything or anyone for that matter. You're all alone.

27. People are so nerdy, they read datasheets during their summer break.

28. You no longer have time to watch TV, you download EVERYTHING.

29. You are convinced your professors are all going to burn in hell.

30. You have so much work to do, that you just bum out & do absolutely nothing.

HIS 205

Unlike other species, humans evolve real slow.

Unlike other species, humans have the intellectual ability to adapt themselves to these environmental changes and conditions imposed upon them by altering their ways of living and making use of the world around them.

And, unlike other species, humans used this ability not to liberate but to condemn themselves by wearing BLACK abayas in a hot, desert climate!

Obviously, we’re not worthy of these complex brains given to us. We should be ashamed of ourselves; so ashamed, we’d be willing to squeeze those useless oozy things through our noses into the fire.

Ok, maybe I’m overreacting, but we should use them, for God’s sake! USE THEM!

I am the first culprit, for not using the matter between my ears and taking up summer courses in the first place! Aside from the fact that I unquestioningly chose to wear a black abaya.

So, if you see me walking on the marble floors of AUS this summer, please, start a bon fire right next to me, coz there’s nothing worst that you could do to me.

Need I Say More?

In light of current events, me staying up all night studying for tomorrow's midterm:

by isip-bata

Celebrate

Celebrating the winning of the SOE tournament. Go ELE guys!!

And celebrating my 10th post... it's more like an excuse, coz I have nothing else to say.

I'd like to share this funny clip with y'all:
click here to see.