Desperately Need To Go

I don’t know about the guys’ rest rooms, but I’m sure quite a few girls have experienced this, if not done it themselves!!

When you’re in the rest room, taking a “rest” what’s the most disturbing thing that could happen, besides running out of toilet paper, or finding out the toilet flush isn’t working?

Let me give you a hint:

a relentless person totally oblivious of the “Engaged” sign on the door, trying so hard to break in. I bet you were thinking of all sorts of weird stuff, you sickos.

Now, I’d like you to let your imagination go wild and tell me what you’d love to do to these people. Tell me how you want to slap them silly. Tell me how you want to just open the door and ask them to come in, if they’re that desperate. Tell me how you want to throw water-filled balloons from over the door on them. Tell me how you want to inflict so much pain on them using a blunt knife and spoons. Well, guess what? That isn’t gonna happen, coz it’s YOU in the vulnerable situation, no matter how desperate they are to go.

Engineers have taken this bizarre phenomenon into consideration when building the new library bathrooms. Have you girls seen the handles on those hoses?!! They’re so shiny and HEAVY!!

So now, when someone tries to bulldoze the bathroom door while you’re inside, simply open the door and fling that axe hose handle on them. From experience, I can tell you this, aim for the head and hope they don’t remember.