Hi, this is Fatima reporting to you from AUS campus.
There has been another incident. More and more eye witnesses have reported seeing butt cracks on campus. To some, the experience was very traumatizing; they had to be sent to the Intensive Care Unit.
Doctors said they will be needing rehabilitation to be able to interact with the real world again.
Officials blame low waist pants for this outrage.
Students seem to have lost proportion of where exactly back ends and butt begins. As a result, we’ve been seeing all sorts of cracks on campus, even in classes!
A group of students have decided to take action against these “crackers” by creating a new AUS club, the Beyonce Knowles Cultural Club. These fine people have been going around campus giving out brochures on How To Hide The Crack.They have been stopped by the campus police several times, for the suspicious title. They were let go with a warning. These brochures contain Beyonce Knowles’ words of wisdom on how to hide the butt crack, since it seems she doesn’t even have one!
Let’s all work together to educate ourselves. If you see a crack, don’t be shy… point it out!
There has been another incident. More and more eye witnesses have reported seeing butt cracks on campus. To some, the experience was very traumatizing; they had to be sent to the Intensive Care Unit.
Doctors said they will be needing rehabilitation to be able to interact with the real world again.
Officials blame low waist pants for this outrage.
Students seem to have lost proportion of where exactly back ends and butt begins. As a result, we’ve been seeing all sorts of cracks on campus, even in classes!
A group of students have decided to take action against these “crackers” by creating a new AUS club, the Beyonce Knowles Cultural Club. These fine people have been going around campus giving out brochures on How To Hide The Crack.
Let’s all work together to educate ourselves. If you see a crack, don’t be shy… point it out!
16 comments:
Cracks are important things, young lady! They exist for a reason. We should flaunt them, not hide them. What use are they if they are hidden? Also, if there were no cracks, there'd be less male students in campus. AUS would go bankdrupt! Get real!
Obsidian... the girls aren't so bad... but it's not attractive at all when you have a guy's butt crack in your face first thing in the morning, before you've even had your coffee!!
ewwww!!! They're probably hairy too!
Fatima...The Age of the Cracks have dawned...RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eww ewwww ewwW!!!
cracks r just waaaaay too common @ aus!
it's disgusting!
and even on girls.. i mean ewwwwW!
where's IshaQ when he's needed?
guys don't panic... it's only a crack!!
Buahahahahahahaha!
Ack!
Buahahahahahahaha!
Oh dear. I don't know whether to laugh or be completely traumatized.
:)
It really is a disgrace. Have spring of 2005 fashion weeks around the world taught us nothing? The short, itsy bitsy tops are so last month. So girls get your fashion sense straight, and give your wardrobe a makeover.NO WOMAN NO CRACK!
Are we allowed to point out crackpots too? Engineering is full of them! There's one living in my mirror too!
keith... ya sure.. you can point at the mirror if you like!! :p
cracks in engineering!there is no one living there to start with
who said anything about engineering?? AUS!!
there is someone who mentioned engineering is full of them
I only see them in the library!
ow!! hehe... ya, they've taken over the library
ah tell me abt it. i cant stand gurls who wear it so low that u can see their butt-cracks and especially when u find guys making comments, pointing and smiling :S
Well stop complaning and Do some thing..
if those are sooo in love with their cracks that they cant hide it.. then creat a "witnessless" group.. sneak around pull it FULL way down.. guess what! they will never ever have a proof against any of you..
try it..they 'll come next day with strech underwears !:)
I dont know where aus is heading to!!
thanks God am an X-ausian
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